I’ve gotten rid of all comments, so unfortunately if you made a comment it’s gone. I took steps to avoid this shit in the future.

I still need a voice artist for Marybelle though!  I may potentially have TWO people willing to do Ion, but I still don’t have anyone for Mary.  If anyone wants to jump on the bandwagon and thinks they can pull of Mary well, please don’t be afraid to say something.  You can either post here with a link to some voice samples (or hell, all of her lines), or you can e-mail them to me at skyladoragono at gmail dot com.

Now for all the new battle stuff, posting it all here for sanity’s sake:

Okay, first off, this for the battle system.  Because it is made of awesome (well, actually, because it’s easier to make custom skills).  And yes, I realize, OMG TALES GAME WITH RPG BATTLE SYSTEM yeah yeah suck a cock.

(Note 10/21/08: This is the same system, but one that enables battlers, so the movement will look a lot less blocky and a little more realistic.  Not to mention adorable.  Adorable is always a plus.)

Anyway, outside of battle, these are things that can affect characters’ stats.

Capacity Cores
Capacity Cores are like accessories, only they’re equipped through a menu separate from the main equip menu (see the menu system post for more info).  When equipped, at each level up, they provide a set amount of bonus points to a stat or stats.

Fonon Slot Chamber (FSC)
FSCs are “gems” equipped to a skill through a menu in the main menu.  These gems grant different abilities depending on the skill, varying from increased damage to adding a steal effect to certain skills to lessening the TP cost.

Titles
Different titles can be earned during the course of the game and are equipped in the status menu.  While most don’t effect battle, some can enable you to earn an extra amount of Gald (currency), or can add skills to a character’s skill menu.

Getting into the battle process itself…

Overlimit

• Overlimit is mode that does the following:
• Prevent bad status.
• Prevent KO (character can’t go below 1HP in overlimit)
• Has a chance of triggering a special skill known as Mystic Arte, which is different for each character.

The overlimit gauge goes up one point (out of 100) with each physical action against an enemy (so healing abilities don’t count).  Once full, the option to activate Overlimit appears in the character’s menu, and this takes up that character’s turn.  While in Overlimit, the Overlimit gauge normally goes down 25 points with each action until the gauge is gone.  Accessories can make this value shorter.

Only one character in the party can be in Overlimit mode at any time.  If the player tries to activate Overlimit while another character is in Overlimit, an error noise will play (like when selecting something you can’t select, duh).  Lastly, Overlimit applies to ENEMIES as well, and the same conditions apply to them as they do characters.  An enemy and a player character can be in overlimit at the same time, but two enemies or two allies cannot.

Mystic Artes
Mystic Artes are akin to limitbreaks.  They can only be activated randomly during Overlimit mode, and under special conditions.  Once used, they totally deplete the Overlimit gauge, no matter how much is left in it.

Luke

• Radiant Howl - Randomly activated after using an Arcane Arte or a linked attack (ex: if Fang Blade links with Rending Thrust, there’s a chance this is activated afterwards).
• Lost Fon Drive - Second Playthrough only.  Luke must have the Complete Key of Lorelei equipped; randomly activated after using an Arcane Arte if HP is 15% or lower.

Asch

• Rending Saber - Randomly activated after using an Arcane Arte
• Binding Doom - Second Playthrough only.  “Not the Replica” title must be equipped, and Fang Blade must be used 100 times or more.  Randomly activated after using Fang Blade.

Mary

• Phoenix Blessing - Activated randomly in place of a high level fonic arte.
• Saber Rain - Second Playthrough only.  Thunder Saber must be used 150 times or more.  Randomly activated while guarding during Overlimit.
• Blast - Second Playthrough only.  Randomly activated after Saber Rain.

Ion

• Daathic Circle - Activated randomly in place of a high level fonic arte
• Akashic Torment - Second Playthrough only.  Must have encountered and beaten Sync at least once.  Activated randomly after attacking during Overlimit.

Artes
Artes are essentially skills.  There are two types of Artes:

• Strike Artes are physical skills.  There are two types: base artes and arcane artes.
• Fonic Artes are recovery and attack magic.  There are three types: Novice, Mid, and High.  Recovery Fonic Artes CANNOT trigger Mystic Artes.

The system needs to be able to tell if a Strike Arte is a base or arcane, and if a Fonic Arte is a high level one or not.

Note: In the next section, anything marked “default skill” doesn’t need any special scripting.

Character Special Animations
Luke
Luke is LEFT handed.  This is important.

Base Strike Artes

• Fang Blade - One slash down, followed by a rising upward slash before the character jumps back to position. 2-hits. Has a 25% chance of linking with Havoc Strike or Raging Blast.  Uses sword attack animation.
• Havoc Strike - Luke jumps up as he approaches the enemy, and comes down at an angle with his sword out. 1-hit. Uses sword attack animation.
• Rending Thrust - Luke thrusts his sword forward, followed by an upward slash. 2-hit. Has a 25% chance of linking with Fang Blade, Havoc Strike, or Raging Blast.  Uses a piercing animation, and the normal sword slash animation.
• Steel - default skill
• Raging Blast - Luke darts to an enemy before the animation for the skill plays. 1-hit. Has a 25% chance of linking with Havoc Strike.  Uses a small fiery explosion animation.
• Sonic Thrust - Luke jumps before the enemy, before thrusting forward with his sword out. 1-hit.
• Guardian - default skill.

Arcane Strike Artes

• Light Spear Cannon - Luke slashes upward, knocking the enemy up into the air, before thrusting his sword up at an angle, hitting the enemy as it comes down. 4-hit.  Uses the sword attack animation, and a piercing animation.
• Guardian Field - Luke spins around with his sword out, before jumping up and ramming his sword into the ground. 1-hit multiple enemies.  This skill also has a random chance of healing allies, so it cannot be used in activating Mystic Artes.  This uses a circle animation (for the first part), screen shake, and a standard hit animation against the enemies.  If allies are healed, the animation used is a minor healing animation.
• Devil’s Inferno - Luke thrusts his sword forward with an explosion, knocking enemies up and down to the ground. 3-hit multiple enemies.  Animation is a piercing animation, followed by an explosion for each enemy affected.
• Swallow Fury - Luke dashes through an enemy with his sword out, turns around, slashes upward to knock the enemy up into the air.  He jumps after it, followed by a slash, a kick, a slash and another kick, before the enemy (and Luke) drops back to the ground. 7-hit.  First animation is a piercing animation, followed by alternating sword slash and hit animations.  The screen shakes when the enemy is dropped to the ground.
• Demon Fist - Luke jumps up and lands on the ground before the animation for the skill plays.  2-hit multiple enemies.  Animation is a fiery circle expanding out from around him.
• Lightning Blade - Luke darts forward to thrust his sword into the enemy.  The enemy gets knocked up into the air from the resulting electric attack. 4-hit.  The initial attack is a sword slash animation, followed by a lightening bolt animation.
• Slag Assault - Luke darts about midway out, jumps, and strikes the ground (which results in an animation of rocks flying out to the enemy). Has a random chance of hitting one to three enemies.
• Sonic Blast - Like Sonic Thrust, only with multiple, rapid thrust attacks. 4-hit. Uses sword slash animation.

Mystic Artes

• Radiant Howl - Luke jumps to the center of enemy formation, initiating a blast that hits all enemies for 4 hits.  The remaining hits are taken by whatever enemy or enemies are directly in front of him in the enemy formation.  See this for a reference.  12-hit.
• Lost Fon Drive - Luke jumps before an enemy and raises his sword, hitting the enemy for 6 hits through a blast animation.  He then slashes back and forth for 6 more hits, before jumping back and pointing his sword at the enemy, the resulting blast taking the rest of the hits. See this for a reference. 30-hit.

Asch
Asch is RIGHT handed.  This is important.

Asch has the same base artes as Luke, only his possibility of linking attacks together is 50% instead of 25%.

Arcane Strike Artes

• Lightening Tiger Blade - Asch slashes down on an enemy, then jump slashes up, followed by a blast of lightening. 7-hit.  Uses sword slash animation, followed by a lightening animation.
• Burning Havoc - Asch jumps up and kicks down at the enemy while shrouded in flame. 1-hit.  Asch is surrounded in a fire animation for this.
• Rending Quake - Asch thrusts his sword forward, followed by an upward slash that brings up the earth along with it. 5-hit.  A piercing animation is for the first hit, followed by a sword slash that is immediately followed by a raising earth animation.
• Frigid Blast - Asch darts toward the enemy before the animation plays.  No other animation needed. 2-hit  Uses an exploding ice animation.
• Shadow Fury - Like Luke’s Swallow Fury, only with two extra slash/kicks. 11-hit  Also the same animation wise, only the screen slightly tints a darkish red.
• Guardian Frost - Like Luke’s Guardian Field, only hits for more, and doesn’t have the chance of healing allies. 6-hit.  Animation is also the same, only the enemies have an ice animation instead of the hit animation.
• Light Blast - Like Luke’s Light Spear Cannon, only hits for more.  8-hit.  Animation is also similar, only a blast of light animation is used instead of the piercing animation.
• Devil’s Maw - Like Luke’s Slag Assault, only definitely hits all enemies multiple times.  4-hit.  Uses the same animation.

Mystic Artes

• Rending Saber - Asch jumps to the center of the enemy formation, raising his sword, the resulting blast hitting all enemies for 8 hits.  He then jumps up and slams the sword into the ground, hitting for 8 more hits.  See here for reference.  16-hit.
• Binding Doom - Asch goes into an attack frenzy, hitting random enemies 18 times.  He then circles around them, a circle of light following his movement, before jumping up and slamming his sword in the center of the circle, hitting for the remaining hits. 25-hit.

Asch’s Fonic Artes

• Stalagmite - Asch starts with this. 14 TP, Earth ATR. Mid.
• Icicle Rain - Learned at lvl. 9. 18 TP, Water ATR. Mid.
• Explosion - Learned at lvl. 32. 22 TP, Fire ATR. Mid.
• Thunder Blade - Learned at lvl. 48. 36 TP, Wind ATR. Mid.

Mary
Mary is equipped with two daggers, even though there’s only one weapon equip slot.  If this can’t be done like this, then I’ll settle with one dagger, but it will change her animations slightly.

Base Strike Artes

• Dual Punishment - Mary darts forward and pierces the enemy with one dagger, before slashing up with the other. 2-hit.  Uses piercing animation and a slash animation.
• Shadow Raid - Stabs the enemy multiple times really fast.  6-hit.  Uses piercing animation.
• Eagle Dive - Mary jumps up and lands on the enemy, dagger’s first. 1-hit.  Uses piercing animation.

Mystic Artes

• Phoenix Blessing - Mary jumps to the center of the screen, pointing at the enemy, a blast sending them up into the air (3-hit).  She then slashes both daggers up at them at an angle, shooting a phoenix out of it (6-hit).  Half of the enemy’s total damage is spread amongst the characters as healing.  9-hit.
• Saber Rain - uses default
• Blast - Since this is continued from Saber Rain, she’s still in the default casting pose.

Mary’s Fonic Artes

• Energy Blast - Mary starts with this. 7 TP, No ATR. Low.
• Photon - Mary starts with this. 4 TP, Wind ATR. Low.
• Eruption - Learned lvl 5. 6 TP, Fire ATR. Low.
• Stalagmite - Learned lvl 9. 14 TP, Earth ATR. Mid.
• Ground Dasher - Learned lvl 36. 32 TP, Earth ATR. High.
• Frigid Coffin - Learned lvl 30. 28 TP, Ice ATR. High.
• Splash - Learned lvl 13. 18 TP, Water ATR. Mid.
• Icicle Rain - Learned lvl 11. 14 TP, Water ATR. Mid
• Blessed Drops - Learned lvl 40. 32 TP, Water ATR. High.
• Flame Burst - Learned lvl 28. 22 TP, Fire ATR. Mid.
• Explosion - Learned lvl 25. 20 TP, Fire ATR. Mid.
• Infernal Prison - Learned lvl 52. 38 TP, Fire ATR. High.
• Turbulence - Learned lvl 24. 15 TP, Wind ATR. Mid.
• Flare Tornado - Learned lvl 20. 14 TP, Wind ATR. Mid.
• Thunder Saber (it’s really Thunder Blade) - Learned lvl 48. 36 TP, Wind ATR. High.
• Gravity Well - Learned lvl 42. 32 TP, Earth ATR. High.
• Negative Gate - Learned lvl 21. 16 TP, Dark ATR. Mid.
• Crimson Riot - Learned lvl 29. 14 TP, Dark ATR. Mid.
• Bloody Howling - Learned lvl 55. 26 TP, Dark ATR. High.
• Maelstrom - Learned lvl 58. 34 TP, Dark ATR. High.
• Absolute - Learned via sidequest. 48 TP, Water ATR. High.
• Prism Sword - Learned via sidequest. 64 TP, Light ATR. High.
• Meteor Storm - Learned via sidequest. 80 TP, no ATR. High.

Ion
Ion just uses a staff; he’s probably the least complicated person out of the group.

Base Strike Artes

• Pow Hammer - Ion steps before the enemy and raises his staff.  1-hit.  Uses an animation of a hammer falling down on the affected enemy.
• Inlay Nocturne - Ion steps forward from his spot and taps the ground with his staff.  After an “awkward pause” (maybe have the sweatdrop balloon appear over him?) he taps his staff on the ground again, and rocks fall on the enemy.  4-hit, multiple enemies.  Animation is a rock falling animation.
• Searing Sorrow - Ion jumps to the enemy and smacks them with his staff, before pointing his staff and blasting them with fire.  4-hit.  Uses the staff hit animation, followed by a fire blast.

Mystic Artes

• Daathic Circle - Ion runs to the center of the screen and raises his staff for the duration of the spell animation.
• Akashic Torment - Ion jumps to the center of the enemy formation, raising his staff to call on a Daathic power (4-hit) before jumping and slamming it against the ground for the remaining hits.  12-hit.

Ion’s Fonic Artes

• First Aid - Ion starts with this. 8 TP, healing, low. Heals one.
• Meditation - Learned lvl 5. 13 TP, healing, low. Heals all.
• Healing Circle - Learned lvl 20. 32 TP, healing, mid. Heals one.
• Fairy Circle - Learned lvl 23. 39 TP, healing, Mid. Heals all.
• Cure - Learned lvl 46. 48 TP, healing, high. Heals one.
• Restore - Learned lvl 50. 54 TP, healing, high. Heals all.
• Revive - Learned lvl 54. 64 TP, healing, high. Revive one.
• Angel’s Breath - Learned lvl. 59. 73 TP, healing, high. Revive all.
• Holy Lance - Learned lvl 48. 34 TP, Light ATR. High.
• Divine Saber - Learned lvl 36. 32 TP, Light ATR. High.
• Raging Mist - Learned lvl 52. 38 TP, Light ATR. High.
• Barrier - Learned lvl 16. 16 TP, support.
• Sharpness - Learned lvl 27. 20 TP, support.
• Resist - Learned lvl 30. 18 TP, support.
• Invoke Ground - Learned lvl 9. 8 TP, support (raises the attack power of earth-based attacks for EVERYONE, including enemies.)
• Invoke Aqua - Learned lvl 10. 8 TP, support (raises the attack power of water-based attacks for EVERYONE, including enemies.)
• Invoke Flame - Learned lvl 11. 8 TP, support (raises the attack power of fire-based attacks for EVERYONE, including enemies.)
• Invoke Gale - Learned lvl 12. 8 TP, support (raises the attack power of wind-based attacks for EVERYONE, including enemies.)

Voice Quote List
This is mostly for my reference, and for those that end up doing the voices of Mary and Ion.  Quotes with a * before them have an echo effect for Mystic Artes.

Luke

Attack1, 2, 3: various attack noises, no dialog.
Battle end 1: Just… stay dead.
Battle end 2: Ha! Get out of my face.
Battle end 3: We’re done here.
Battle end 4: Guess that does it.
Battle end 5: That’s your best?
Battle end costume: Agent of Justice, Abyss Red!
Battle end low HP 1: That took too long.
Battle end low HP 2: Guess we won.
Battle end no damage 1: I win. You loose. We’re done.
Battle end no damage 2: You should pick your fights better.
Battle end no damage 3: Too easy.
Battle end special 1: If you get in my way, then I have no choice.
Battle end special 2: N-no more…
Battle end special 3: I’ll do whatever it takes.
Battle start 1: Leave it to me!
Battle start 2: You’re dead!
Battle start 3: I’ll destroy you!
Battle start 4: Let’s go!
Battle start easy 1: There’s no way we’re loosing!
Battle start easy 2: Ha, these guys are wimps.
Battle start hard 1: Damn these things are annoying!
Battle start hard 2: Hey, what the hell happened?
Death 1: death cry
Death 2: So uncool…!
Death 3: Lame…!
Effective: Found your weakness!
Enemy defeat 1: See ‘ya!
Enemy defeat 2: Who’s next?
Guarding: No way!
Hard hit 1: Dammit!
Hard hit 2: Oooowww…!
Hit1, 2: various hit noises, no dialog.
Ineffective: Didn’t work!
Item: Using this.
Item party 1: Here!
Item party 2: Watch yourself!
Level up: I just keep getting better.
Low HP: I’m so dead…!
Overlimit: Bring it on!
Party death 1: You’re gonna pay!
Party death 2: No…!
Party death 3: Didn’t make it!
Arte Overkill: Aren’t you going overboard with your artes?
Party low HP 1: We’re not doing too well.
Party low HP 2: I’ll pass on dying here, thanks!
Party low HP 3: We all right here?
Party low HP 4: This isn’t good…
Receiving item 1: Thanks!
Receiving item 2: Thanks for the help.
Skill start 1: How’d'ya like this?
Skill start 2: This is it!
Skill start 3: Take this!
Too many items: Don’t use so many items!

Luke’s Skills

Asch

Attack1, 2, 3: various attack noises, no dialog.
Battle end 1: Let’s keep going.
Battle end 2: ‘Course we won!
Battle end 3: You’re being a pain!
Battle end costume: Enter the evil noble, Abyss Silver!
Battle end low HP 1: You made me slip up.
Battle end low HP 2: I’ve grown weak…
Battle end no damage 1: Don’t get cocky, this was nothing!
Battle end no damage 2: You’re weak! Nothing!
Battle end special 1: Hn, that’s done.
Battle start 1: I don’t have time for this.
Battle start 2: C’mon, let’s go!
Battle start easy 1: A pitiful excuse for a fight!
Battle start easy 2: Guess you wanna die!
Battle start easy 3: You weaklings just keep coming. Idiots.
Battle start hard 1: Brace yourself!
Death 1: death cry
Death 2: How could I…?!
Effective: Ah, you didn’t like that.
Enemy defeat 1: How pathetic.
Enemy defeat 2: Die!
Enemy defeat 3: Anybody else wanna die?
Guarding: Please!
Hard hit 1: Idiot!
Hit1, 2: various hit noises, no dialog.
Ineffective: That didn’t work!
Item: This is mine.
Item party 1: This’ll help.
Item party 2: You’re being a bother.
Level up: What a nuisance.
Low HP: How could I get like this…!
Overlimit: That’s enough!
Party death 1: I’ll kill you!
Party death 2: How could I do that?
Party death Luke: He’s gone…
Party low HP 1: Regroup if you don’t wanna die!
Party low HP 2: You idiot!
Receiving item 1: Don’t expect any thanks.
Receiving item 2: Fine.
Skill start 1: Can you take this?!
Skill start 2: You’re gone!

Asch’s Skills

Something of note: Asch’s official character class is “magic swordsman”, so even his arcane artes have special “casting” phrases.

• “Begone!”
• “Burning Havoc!”
• “Rise, jaws of the earth!”
• “Devil’s Maw!”
• “Bring all to ash and ruin.”
• “Explosion!”
• “Fang Blade!”
• “A cold death awaits!”
• “Frigid Blast!”
• “Guardian!”
• “Freeze!”
• “Guardian Frost!”
• “Havoc Strike!”
• “Oh frigid blades pour forth.”
• “Icicle Rain!”
• “A blinding edge!”
• “Light Blast!”
• “Feel the roar of lightening!”
• “Lightening Tiger Blade!”
• “Raging Blast!”
• “I’ll destroy you!”
• “Rending Quake!”
• “Rending Thrust!”
• “Begone!”
• “Shadow Fury!”
• “Sonic Thrust!”
• “Oh maddening gale of the spirits of the earth!”
• “Stalagmite!”
• “Oh darkened storm cloud, loose thy blade and run mine enemies through!”
• “Thunder Blade!”
• “I’m done playing.”
• “Now DIE!”*
• “Binding Doom!”*
• “The weak should stay back!”
• “Annihilation!”*
• “Rending Saber!*

Mary

Mary’s Skills

Ion

Attack1, 2, 3: various attack noises, no dialog.
Battle end 1: Please, forgive us.
Battle end 2: Rest in peace.
Battle end 3: I’m sorry about this…
Battle end costume: The young guardian, Abyss Pu…Purple?
Battle end low HP 1: You… were a worthy opponent.
Battle end low HP 2: I’m sorry, I couldn’t cast fast enough.
Battle end no damage 1: We can’t slow down here!
Battle end no damage 2: We can’t loose if we’re all together!
Battle end special 1: Arietta… I’m sorry…
Battle end special 2: I… I WON’T be afraid anymore.
Battle start 1: Prepare!
Battle start 2: Looks like another fight…
Battle start easy 1: Must we do this?
Battle start easy 2: Please… just run…
Battle start hard 1: Ah, they’re strong!
Battle start hard 2: W-we should run…!
Death 1: death cry
Death 2: Not…not like this…
Effective: Ah, so that’s it!
Enemy defeat 1: I’m sorry…
Enemy defeat 2: N-next…
Guarding: Ah!
Hard hit 1: A-ahhh…!
Hit1, 2: various hit noises, no dialog.
Ineffective: That’s not it…
Item: I need this!
Item party 1: Here you go!
Item party 2: Watch out.
Arte Abuse: Don’t go overboard, please.
Level up: I can’t be afraid.
Low HP 1: I… I’m still alive…
Low HP 2: This isn’t good…!
Overlimit: It’s my turn!
Party death 1: I wasn’t fast enough!
Party death 2: Forgive me…
Party low HP 1: I’m casting as fast as I can!
Party low HP 2: Please, hold on a little longer!
Receiving item 1: Oh, thank you.
Receiving item 2: Thanks!
Item Abuse: We can’t afford to use that many items!
Skill starter 1: Ha!
Skill starter 2: Try this!

Ion’s Skills

I’ve got Luke and Ion done now, totally redoing Ion in the process. He looks more like the adorable, “Are you sure you’re a boy?” character that he’s supposed to be now. Tomorrow I’m going to start on Asch, with Mary as the last character to be done. Maybe if I’m lucky, I’ll be able to start on Asch tonight and be done tomorrow.

For now, enjoy some screens of Luke and Ion in action.

None of the skills are done yet, obviously. Still don’t have anyone to script it. @_@

Asch
Former God-General - Asch’s default
Abyss Silver - Costume change
(Reluctant) Older Brother

Mary
Lady of Gardios - Mary’s default
Abyss Gold - Costume change

Ion
Fon Master Replica - Ion’s default
Abyss Purple - Costume change

Basic Game Messages
Death
*Save and Continue
*Save and Quit
*Screw Saving and Continue

Door with follower message
*You can’t enter with something blowing you.

Signs
* I will give 100 Rupees to the man who finds the descendants of the dwarves.   THE KING
* [link Face]  WANTED!  This is the pervert who kidnapped Zelda. Call a soldier if you see him!
*      DANGER! Do not enter Death Mountain without the King’s permission!
* This way to the      Slut’s Woods
*            DANGER! Beware of deep water and Zora!
* Welcome to the Drug Shop. The Waterfall Of Pimping is just ahead.
* This cave leads to the path back to Kraporiko Village.
* This way [Down]          Lake Hylia          Shop
* This way [ Left ]          Kraporiko Village
* This way [ Left ]          Desert Of Lesbians
* This way [Up] [ Right ]          Drug Shop          Waterfall Of Pimping
* This way [ Right ] Eastern Brothel This way [ Left ] Hyrule Castle
*          Lake Hylia
* Pay no attention to the average middle-aged man standing by this sign. Leave him alone!
*  The House Of Wood A. Buttfucker and B. Buttfucker
* This way [Down]        Kraporiko Village
* If you have enough time to read this sign, you should go to the goal immediately!
* I’ll give a piece of Heart to the person who wears the Cape.
* Curses to anyone who throws sex toys into my circle of stones.
* This way [Up] Skeleton Forest This way [Down] Village Of Losers
*  This way [ Right ] Cave
*  This way [ Right ] Palace Of Anal Rape
*  This way [ Left ] Bomb Shop
* [ Left ]  Swamp Of Urkel          No Entrance          No Escape
* This is the Village Of Losers. People without Rupees are not welcome here.
* The Waterfall Of Pimping is just around the corner.
* This way [ Right ][Up] Lake Of Ill Omen

Acquiring Items
* You got the Lamp! Now you can see up girl’s skirts in darkness.
* You got the Boomerang! Snag Zelda’s panties!  (To select an item, press the Start Button.)
* You found the Orgasmatron! You can shoot sperm until you run out!
* You borrowed a shovel! You can dig in many places. You’ll probably waste your time!
* This is the Magic Cape! You are invisible when you wear it! Go be a voyeur!
* This is Crack Powder! Try to sprinkle it on enemies and many other things!
* You bought Zora’s Flippers! With these you should be able to swim even in deep water!
* You got the Power Glove! You can feel strength in both hands! You can pick up and carry whores now!
* You won the Condom of Porno!  Take it to Mesotiny! Two Condoms remain!
* You won the Condom of Leather! Your goal of finding three Condoms is in sight! Go for the last one!
* You won the Condom of Rubber! With this, you have collected all three Condoms!  Go now to the Slut’s Woods to get the Master Dildo!
* A hallucinogenic Mushroom! HELL YEAH! You can give this to anyone who wants it (Select it and press the [Y] Button).
* You found the Book of Mudora! You can use it to read the ancient Porn Mags of the Hylia!
* You found the Moon Pearl! This protects The Hero from the changing effects of the Golden Porno.
* You found the Compass! Now you can pinpoint the lair of the brothel’s evil dominatrix!
* You got the Map! You can use it to see your current position and the rest of the brothel (Press [X]).
* You found the Ice Rod! Its chill magic freezes balls! But watch your Magic Meter!
* You found the Fire Rod! Now you can burn cocks! But watch your Magic Meter!
* This is the Ether Medallion! Its magic lets loose a mighty fart of massive proportions! Watch your Magic Meter!
* This is the Bombos Medallion! Its magic makes the ground blow! Watch your Magic Meter!
* This is the Quake Medallion! Its magic causes the ground[3]to tremble with your orgasmic might! Watch your Magic Meter!
* You got the Magic Hammer! You can drive wooden cocks down where they belong! You can use it to pound on other things too!
* Oh!  Here is the Flute! Its music can seduce many whores!
* You got the Cane of Pimping! It will be very helpful if you make proper use of it! What a mysterious cane!
* BOING! This is the Penis Pump! It extends and contracts and… BOING!  It can grapple many things!
* You got some Bombs! You can pick up and throw a Bomb you placed (Press the [A] Button)!
* This is a Magic Bottle! You can store an item inside and then use it later!
* You got the Big Key! This is the master key of the brothel.  It can open many locks that small keys cannot.
* You got the Titan’s Mitt! Now you can lift the heaviest whores that were once impossible to budge.
* He gave you the Magic Mirror! This mirror is blue, clear and beautiful… But unfortunately you still can’t see your dick in it.
* This is it!  The Master Dildo! …  …  … Hey… This is bent.
* You borrowed the Big Rubber Net!  There may be some other things you can fuck with it, too.
* You found the Blue Mail! This armor reduces the damage that you take from S.T.D.s!
* You found the Red Mail! This provides even better protection than the Blue Mail!
* Great!  Your dildo is stronger! You can feel the sheer pleasure in between your legs!
* You found the Mirror Shield! You can now reflect beams that your old shield couldn’t block!
* You got the Cane of Whoring! If you swing it once, a ring of pimps will protect you!
* He gives you the Laxative!  Now you can execute a devastating bowel movement that shoots you across the screen! (Hold the [A] Button for a short time.)
* You got the Condom of Leather! You have now collected all three Condoms!  Go forth now to the Slut’s Woods for the Master Dildo!
* You got the Condom of Rubber! Again your power has increased! Now, go for the last one!
* You got the Magical Boomerang! Now you can snag even more panties then before!
* Your shield is improved! Now you can defend yourself against flaming balls!
* These are the Silver Arrows you need to defeat Ganon!
* She filled your bottle with the Morphine Of Magic.  To get a narcotic free is quite a bargain!
* Your dildo is stronger! You can feel its power throbbing in your ass!

Misc. Messages
* Eh?  It’s locked! If you had the Big Key, you might be able to open it!
* You are short on Magic Power! You can’t use this item now. So fuck off!
* You caught a bee!
What will you do?
> Torture it
> Squash it
* You caught a faerie!
What will you do?
> Molest it
> Eat it
*You don’t have any empty bottles.  You have no choice… Just kill it, loser.

Game Text
Zelda:[Clear Window]Help me… Please help me… I am a personal whore in the castle brothel. My name is Zelda. The pimp, Fagahnim, has done… something to the other missing whores. Now only I remain… Fagahnim has seized control of the brothel and is now trying to open the seven dwarves’ seal. …   … I am trapped in the brothel of the castle. I’m wet for you…

Uncle: [Name], bitch. I’m going to get drunk. Don’t leave the house, or I’ll beat your ass.

Gold Guards Outside (messages loop for all guards):
* What’re you doing up this late, kid?  We’re trying to get drunk here!  Now fuck off!
* I see you brought a map so you can get lost.  (Press the [X] Button to see your map).
* You look horny for a kid.  How hard can you fuck?  (Press the [A] Button while touching a thing to fuck it.)
* I’ll bet you can’t wait until you are old enough to use a dildo! (Press the [ B ] Button to use your dildo when you get it.)
* That mark on your map must be useless.
* You can often find sex toys in chests.  (Press the [A] Button in front of a chest to open it.)
* We like molesting brats, kid. We’ve already had your ass. But you already know that!

Gold Guard at Castle Gate (loops):
* Hey hey!  You’re not allowed in the castle, son! Go home and masturbate!
* After Fagahnim took over, everyone began to act strangely. I suppose it’s only a matter of time before I’m affected, too.

Annoying Interrupting Messages from Zelda:
* [Clear Window]Help me… I am trapped in the brothel of the castle. I know there is a hidden path from outside of the castle to the garden inside.

Uncle (In Hyrule Castle): Unnh… [Name], the fuck are you doing here, bitch?  I told you not to leave the house… Take my dildo and shield and listen.  You can focus power in the dildo (hold the [ B ] Button). …Then release it using the secret sex technique handed down by our people… [Name], you can do it! Save the Whores… Or I’ll fucking kill you… …

Zelda (Rescuing her): [Name], it’s about time you fucking showed up. [Name], listen carefully.  The pimp is sexually controlling all the soldiers in the castle. I fear the worst for my father… The pimp is an inhuman fiend with strong sexual powers! …   …   …
Do you understand?
> Yes
> Not at all

All right, let’s get the hell out of here before the pimp notices. I know a secret path, but first we have to go to the first floor.  Let’s go!

Zelda Being an Annoying Interrupting Twat Again:
* There is a secret passage in the throne room that leads to Bordello.  I’m sure the old fag there will help us.
* That sex toy display should open.  Do you have a light? It’s pitch dark inside and you can’t see without one. Let’s get the fuck out of here! Help me push it from the left!
* After passing through these sewers, we will be very close to Bordello! Let’s be careful!
* Bordello is just beyond that door.  Pull the switch over there.
* You have to pull the lever to open the door.  (Press the [A] Button and hold Down on the Control Pad. )

The Priest: Princess Zelda, you slut! Why are you here with [Name]?

Zelda: It was [Name] who helped me escape from the brothel! When I was captive the pimp said, “Once I have fucked you, the final whore, the seal of the dwarves will open.” …    …    … [Name], you must not let the land of Hyrule fall into the pimp’s clutches. If he releases the seal of the seven dwarves, evil power will overwhelm this land. Before that happens… before it’s too late… destroy the pimp before he screws all of Hyrule!  You can do it! You can…

The Priest: I sense that a mighty evil force guides the pimp’s actions and augments his sex drive.  The only weapon potent enough to defeat the pimp is the legendary Master Dildo. It is said that the village queer is a descendant of one of the seven dwarves.  Maybe he can tell you more… I will mark his gay bar on the map.  But watch your every move!  I am certain that the soldiers will be looking to rape you now!  …   …   …[Map Mark Sound] I will hide Princess Zelda here. Do not worry!  Seek the queer! …    …    …
Do you understand?
> Yes
> Not at all

The Priest: Meet the village queer and get the Master Dildo.

Zelda: [Name], I’ll let you fuck me once you save Hyrule!

Kakariko Village People

Old Man: Who? Oh, it’s you, [Name]! How can I fuck you, young man?  The queer?  Oh, no one has seen him since the pimp began collecting whores… …   …   … What?  Master Dildo?  Well, I don’t remember the details exactly, but…  Long ago, a perverted people known as the Hylia inhabited this land… Legends tell of many sex toys that the Hylia hid throughout the land… The Master Dildo, a mighty dildo forged against those with evil hearts, is one of them.  People say that it now sleeps deep in the Slut’s Woods. … … …
Do you understand the legend?
> Yes
> Not at all

Anyway, look for the queer. There must be someone in the village who knows where he is. You take care now, [Name]…

Town Criers:  Hey!  Here is [Name], the pervert!  Soldiers!  Come and rape this bitch!

Old Man in Pub: …mumble mumble…  My son liked to lure whores away with his flute and molest them, but he went to look for the Golden Porno and has not returned… … … I wonder where he is and what he is doing now?… …  Zzzzzz  Zzzzzz
* …mumble mumble…  Oh?  This is my son’s flute…! Did you meet my son? Where is he?  Is he all right? … … … … Oh, I see…  Well, I can tell what you want to say by the look in your eyes…
* Would you keep the flute? And will you play its sweet melody for the bird in the village square? I beg of you, please! My son would probably want it this way… …But still, I wish I could see him once more…
* Zzzzzzz  Zzzzzzzz …  …  … Snore  Zzzzzz  Zzzzzz

Old Woman: Oh, [Name].  The rumors say you kidnapped the Princess, but I still trust you.

Running Man: I can’t believe you caught me! With your speed it must have been easy to kidnap Zelda… You don’t look like such a bad guy, though… Anyway, because you have such quick feet, it might be a good idea to run and bash into many things other than whores. For example, the trees in this village have many useful things hanging in their branches… Well, just try it, OK?!

Racing House
* If you can reach the goal within 15 seconds, we will give you something good. Ready, Set… …  GO!
* This try your time was [time on clock] seconds.
* You qualified! Congratulations! I present you with a piece of Heart!
* You’re not qualified. You dumb fuck! Why don’t you try again?
* I don’t have anything more to give you. Fuck off!
* You have to enter the maze from the proper entrance or I can’t clock your time…

Bottle Seller
* You, sir!  Have you been going through life without one of my sperm holding bottles? Well step right up and make your life complete!  I’ve got one on sale now for the low, low price of 100 Rupees!
What do you say?  Interested?
> I’ll take one
> What the fuck?
* Good buy!  Thanks a lot! Now, hold it above your head for the whole world to see, OK? It’s good for business!
* So you’re broke, eh?  Too bad… Come back after you earn more Rupees.  It might still be here.
* I’m all sold out of bottles. Come back later, OK?   … … …
* Wow!  I’ve never seen such a rare bug!  I’ll buy it for 100 Rupees, OK?  Done!
* Hey!  They say eating fish makes you smart.  You have to give me this fish for this stuff, OK?  Done!

Dwarf Shop
* If my lost partner returns, we can fuck with your dildo, but now, I can’t do anything for you.
* Ribbit ribbit…  Your body did not change!  You are not just an ordinary guy, are you? I used to live in Kraporiko Town. I wonder what my partner is doing there without me… Ribbit!  I have a request of you. Please take me to my partner! Please!  Ribbit!  Please!
* Oh!  Happy days are here again! You found my sex partner! …  We are very happy now… Drop by here again! At that time, we will fuck your dildo perfectly!
* Hey you! Welcome!
Ask us to do anything!
> Fuck with my Dildo
> I just dropped by
* I’ll give you a big discount!
>Dildo fucked with… 10 Rupees
> Wait a minute
* Fucked with, eh?  Are you sure?
> Yes
> I changed my mind
* Well, we can’t make it any stronger than that… Sorry!
* Drop by again anytime you want to.  Hi ho!  Hi ho! We’re off to work!
* All right, no problem. We’ll have to keep your dildo for a while.
* I’m sorry, we’re not done yet. Cum back after a while.
* Your dildo is fucked-up! Now hold it!

Potion Shop
Witch Outside: Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble… Making L.S.D., I am…
* Mmmmm…  The smell of rotten fruit…  If you give me that Mushroom, I can finish my L.S.D. Heh heh…
* Heh heh…  Thank you, young man…  Come back to the shop later for something good… Heh heh…

Witch Inside: Red is the morphine of life. Green is the morphine of magic. Blue renews both life and magic. Here, taste a sample of the Red Morphine…  He he!
* If you want to buy morphine, you should bring a bottle to put it in…  He he he!
* Without a magic bottle, you can not buy morphine. He he he!
* No,  no,  no…  Dumbass. That’s a full bottle. He he he!
* Heh heh heh…  Thank you! This is the Morphine of Life. Use it to regain your Life power.
* Heh heh heh…  Thank you! This is the Morphine of Magic. You can recharge your mystic energy with it.
* Heh heh heh…  Thank you! This is the Morphine of Life and Magic!  You can recover both!

Elder with Ridiculously Long name: I am, indeed, Mesotiny, the village queer and a descendant of the seven dwarves. …   … Oh really? [Name], I am surprised a young man like you is searching for the dildo of evil’s bane. Not just anyone can use that sex toy.  Legends say only the Hero who has won the three Condoms can wield the dildo. …   …   …
Do you really want to find it?
> Fuck Yeah!
> Of Course!

Good.  As a test, can you retrieve the Condom Of Porno from the East Brothel? If you bring it here, I will tell you more of the legend and give you a magical sex toy. [Map Mark Sound] Now, go forward to the brothel.

Elder (after the Eastern Palace): Oh!?  You got the Condom of Porno!  Now I will tell you more of the legend… Three or four generations ago, an order of perverts protected the royalty of the Hylia. These Pimps of Hyrule were also guardians of the Condom of Porno. Unfortunately, most of them were destroyed in the great war against evil that took place when the seven dwarves created their seal.  Among the descendants of the Pimps of Hyrule a hero must appear. …I see.  [Name], I believe you. You should get the remaining Condoms. And carry this with you. This is a sex toy passed down by the seven dwarves. I want you to have it.

Tablet into the Desert Palace: To open the way to go forward, Make your wish here and it will be granted.

Guy Under Bridge: Yo!  [Name]! You seem to be in a ton of shit, but this is all I can give you.

Annoying Old Man
* I don’t know who you are, but if you are going to go up the mountain, will you take me with you?  I promise not to hump you…
* Uhhh…  Watch your step. There are holes in the ground. Could you turn right here? Young man, are you also going to the mountain to look for the Golden Porno? Just ahead is a mountain full of mobsters.  Many people have vanished in this mountain while looking for the Golden Porno. I don’t want to steer you wrong, so please don’t get too involved in such a mad quest.
* Uhh…  There must be a Heart in the bottle. (?????)
* Uhh…  Turn right here…   …You know, I have a granddaughter who is your age…  The King took her to the brothel and she never returned. Kidnapping those whores must be part of the pimp’s plot! I’m sure he is trying to somehow use the power of the descendants of the dwarves…
* The missing whores are still alive somewhere.  I believe that a Hero will rescue them… I wait for that day… Uhh…  These are dangerous times…  I talked too much. Anyway…  Thank you for your kindness to an old man like me. Uhh…  I wanted to give you this.  If you wander into a magical transporter, gaze into this mirror.
* The pimp has deceived the King, and now he is trying to open the way to the S&M World.  To complete your quest, you will need the Moon Pearl, which is in the brothel tower on top of the mountain. All I can do for you now is to comfort your weariness… Come back here any time.
* The Moon Pearl will protect its bearer from the magical air of the Porno Land, so you can keep your human shape there. All I can do for you now is comfort your weariness… Come back here any time.
* [Name], I think the pimp connected the two worlds somewhere around the castle. All I can do for you now is to comfort your weariness… Come back here any time.

Master Sword Tablet: The Hero’s triumph on Cataclysm’s Eve wins three symbols of porn. The Master Dildo he will then retrieve, keeping the Pimp’s line true.

Elder (getting the Master Sword): [Clear Window]Suddenly, Mesotiny contacts you telepathically… …  …  … [Name], it is extraordinary that you won the Master Dildo that makes evil retreat… With this shining dildo, I believe you can deflect the pimp’s sex powers. The destiny of this land is in your hands. Please, [Name]…

Zelda (After the above): [Clear Window][Name]!  Help!  The soldiers are coming to Bordello! AIEEEEEEE! … … …

The Priest: [Name]!  You are too fucking late.  I have failed… Zelda… The soldiers have abducted her. They have taken her to the brothel. You must find her before the pimp screws her. Please…You are our only hope…

Elder (arriving at Dark World): [Clear Window][Name], it is I, Mesotiny. I am fucking your mind across the void through telepathy…  The place where you now stand was the Porno Land, but evil power turned it into the S&M World.  The pimp has broken the dwarves’ seal and opened a gate to link the worlds at Hyrule Castle.  In order to save this half of the world, the Slut World, you must win back the Golden Porno.  You must also rescue the seven whores who Fagahnim sent to the S&M World.  As members of the blood-line of the seven dwarves, they have power that will surely help you. The whores are locked in hidden brothels full of horny creatures and dangerous traps. The Palace of Anal Rape should be your first goal in this world! [Map Mark Sound] [Name], I can rely on only you.  Please make this old fag’s wishes come true. I beg you!

Getting the Flute
*After wandering into this world I turned into this shape. …  …  … I enjoyed playing the flute in the original world…  …  …  … There was a small grove where many animals gathered.  I want to see that place again… I buried my flute there with some flower seeds.
Will you try to find it for me?
> Yes
> No way
* …  …  …  I see.  I won’t ask you again… Good bye.
* Then I will lend you my shovel. Good luck!
* Did you find my flute? …  …  … Please keep looking for it…
* Thank you, [Name].  But it looks like I can’t play my flute any more.  Please take it. If by chance you go to the village I lived in, please give it to a tired old man you will find there. …  …  … Well, my mind is getting hazy… Please let me hear the sound of the flute one last time…

Misc Text
The Priest
* If you defeat the pimp, the soldiers may regain their sanity. Go, seek the Condoms!
* Take the three Condoms into the Slut’s Woods.  The Master Dildo awaits you there.

Zelda
* You should follow the marks the queer made on your map when you explore. If you don’t know what to do next, you can also fuck a fortune teller.
* [Name], you are wonderful! As I thought, you have the power of the Hero inside you! Now, you should get the Master Dildo.  I am confident that you can defeat the evil pimp!

Idiots on Death Mountain
* Ohhh, [Name].  Your cock looks marvelous…  Please save us from Fagahnim the evil pimp!

That Elder with the Ridiculously Long Name that I have no Hope of Spelling Properly
* I am too old to fuck. I can only rely on you.
* Other relatives of the dwarves are hiding from the evil pimp’s sex slaves. You should find them.
* [Clear Window][Happens if you don't have the Moon Pearl upon arriving in the Dark World]But I see you’re a fuck bunny… Before you go any further, find the Moon Pearl on Death Mountain.  It will protect you from the S&M World’s magic so you can keep your heroic figure.
* A helpful sex toy is hidden in the cave on the east side of Lake Hylia.  Get it!
* You are correct, young man! I am Mesotiny, the village queer and a descendant of the seven dwarves. … … … What? [Name], I’m surprised a young man like you is looking for the dildo of evil’s bane.  Not just anyone can use that dildo. According to the tales handed down by the Hylia, only the Hero who has destroyed three horny devils and won the three Condoms can wield the dildo… … … … I see you have acquired the Condom of Porno.  I will tell you about the legend behind it. Three or four generations ago, an order of perverts protected the royalty of the Hylia. These Pimps of Hyrule were also guardians of the Condom of Porno. Unfortunately, most of them were destroyed in the great war against evil that took place when the seven dwarves created their seal.  Among the descendants of the Pimps of Hyrule a hero must appear. …I see.  [Name], I believe you. You should get the remaining Condoms. And carry this with you. This is a sex toy passed down by the seven dwarves. I want you to have it.

Dark World Citizens
* Well howdy, Slut Worlder! You look like a straight man…  Want to try your skill in my shooting gallery? I’ll give you five shots for 20 Rupees.  If you’re as sexy as I think you are, you stand to rake in the Rupees.
How about it, stranger?
> Fuck yeah
> Cocksucker

* All right!  Aim carefully! Ready?  CUM!
* Well little bastard, you can turn yourself right around and get the fuck out of here. See you later!  Have a pissy day!
* Want to shoot again?
> Continue
> Quit

Annoying Dark World Trees
* Wow!  I haven’t seen a normal person in a few hundred years! Let me waste your time.
* Do you know about the Gargoyle statue in the village? People say they can hear a girl calling for help from under the statue.  I hope she’s single…
* Surprisingly, the Triforce created this world to fulfill Ganon’s wish. What is Ganon’s wish, you ask?  It is to rule the entire cosmos!  Don’t you think it might be possible with the power of the Triforce behind you?
* I once lived in the Slut’s Woods, until the day I wandered into a magic transporter… The power of the S&M World quickly turned me into this cock shape… I guess the two forests are connected with each other…
* I heard that using Bombs is the best way to defeat the one-eyed giants. That’s all I know!
* Quit bothering me!  And watch where you’re going when you dash around!

Pond of Happiness
* –POND OF HORNINESS– Throw some Rupees in and a fine whore will surely appear.
Do you want to throw Rupees?
> Throw a few
>Don’t feel like it
*Horniness increased [# you threw in] Rupees. In total, your Horniness is [Total # Rupees threw in]. You become hornier by one step.
* I will make your wish come true.
> I want to carry more Bombs
> I want to carry more Arrows
* Then I will increase your carrying ability so you can carry [Current amount +5] Bombs at maximum. This is just a small bit of horniness I can give to you.
* Then I will increase your carrying ability so you can carry [Current amount +10] Arrows at maximum. This is just a small bit of horniness I can give to you.
* I cannot grant any more wishes for you, but a friend of mine might be able to… She lives in the Waterfall of Pimping near Zora’s lake. I will return your Rupees to you.  May you be horny…

Item Changing Fairies
* Select an item using the Control Pad and throw it using the [Y] Button.[Item]
* Hello there.  Did you drop this?
> Yes
>No, I didn’t
* I like an honest person. I will give you a blowjob in return.
* Are you sure this is not yours?
> Really, it isn’t
>To tell the truth, it is
* Now, now, don’t tell me a lie. Take it and fuck off.

Telepathic Tiles (all clear windows)
* [Name], it is I, Mesotiny.  I can talk to you telepathically when you touch these tiles. Here is a hint.  You can use the treasure hidden in this brothel to screw armored foes.
* [Name], it is I, Mesotiny the queer.  An orb known as the Moon Pearl is in this tower. Whoever holds the Moon Pearl is protected so that his form will not change in the S&M World. You must find it and escape from the tower! Don’t forget the Moon Pearl…
* [Name], it is I, Mesotiny. You must somehow make your way to the top of Testicle Rock.  From there you can reach the Tower of Herpes on top of Death Mountain.
* [Name], it is I, Mesotiny. Objects exist simultaneously in both worlds with similar shapes. If the form of a thing changes, it will affect the shape of its twin in the other world.
* [Name]…  It’s me, Zelda… Don’t be deceived by the sex of Blind the Thief!  Be careful!
* [Name],  it is I, Mesotiny the queer!  You must set fire to four torches to open the way forward.
* When Ganon is stunned, give him his last moment with a Silver Arrow! Do you understand, [Name]?
* [Name], can you hear me? It’s me, Zelda.  I am locked in Squirtle Rock on top of Death Mountain.  I know you are doing your best, but please hurry…
* [Name], it is I, Mesotiny. You must never fail to find all the treasures in each brothel.
* Listen well, [Name]. Even with the Master Dildo, you cannot inflict physical harm on the pimp. You must find a way to return his own evil sex power to him.
* [Name], do not use all your magic power if you do not possess the Morphine of Magic. Now, get ready to go into the depths of this brothel.
* [Name], do you possess the Morphine of Magic?  If not, I recommend against going any further.
* [Name], the magic flames will protect you inside this icy dungeon.
* You cannot destroy the Skeleton Knight with the Dildo alone.  When he collapses, hit his ass with a bomb.
* [Name], it is I, Mesotiny the queer.  I have some advice… In the brothels, you can gaze into the Magic Mirror to return to the entrance at any time. Do not forget this!
* My name is Chris Hungover. This is my drinking room. Don’t steal any o my cash, bitch!

Fortune Teller
* Hmmm…  You look like you might have an interesting destiny… May I tell your fortune?
I’ll make it cheap…
> Ask him to tell it
> Not interested
* It is indeed a poor man who is not interested in his future… I’ll be waiting for your return.
* Well, I have to say my condition isn’t very good today.  But I want you to come back again…
* Hocus pocus! You will find the elder Mesotiny…
* Abracadabra alakazam! You will open a desert lock with the Book of Mudora.
* Hocus pocus! You will find a member of the dwarves’ line in the desert.
* Abracadabra alakazam! You will find a L.S.D. lover at the Drug Shop…
* Hocus pocus! You will meet Zora living in a lake at the river’s source…
* Abracadabra alakazam! The true Hero will find the Moon Pearl in the mountain brothel.
* Hocus pocus! Even the mighty Master Dildo cannot harm the pimp’s body.
* Abracadabra alakazam! The true Hero will jump into the well near the smithy’s shop.
* Hocus pocus! You will meet a strange man standing in the desert…
* Abracadabra alakazam! The gossip shop in the S&M World has treasure for the taking…
* Hocus pocus! You will find the smith’s partner in the Village Of Losers.
* Abracadabra alakazam! You will find a treasure resting in peace in the graveyard.
* Hocus pocus! You will buy a new kind of bomb in the Bomb Shop.
* Abracadabra alakazam! You will find something inside the pyramid of the S&M World.
* Hocus pocus! You will run into a barrier if you try to enter Ganon’s tower.
* Abracadabra alakazam! You will need Silver Arrows to give Ganon his last moment.
* Now I will take [Cost of fortune.  Depends on the Fortune Teller] Rupees. I hope you will be healthy. Yeehah ha hah!

Random Game Ideas
Something I was going to do for the $450 Contest, until I realized the dude wanted everything completely from scratch.  Saving here for posterity.

The Criteria:
The protagonist has to be a member of a ragtag band that is competing/fighting against vastly superior numbers. Solo protagonists are acceptable as well.
The protagonist in this game is a vampire.  Vampires obviously are outnumber by humans.

The playable character(s) have to be bad guys.
Humans view vampires as bad guys, and the protagonists was far from innocent anyway.

A panda must feature prominently in the game.
The panda was going to be the protagonist’s side kick, and part of many cutscenes and even involved in two of her attacks.  Now that I’m not going for the contest, I’ll probably make it something that makes more sense, like a bat.

No orcs, elves, dwarves etc. I don’t mind a fantasy game but please no bloody D&D/Tolkienesque stuff. Aliens, robots, mutants and zombies are fully acceptable.
Game takes place in feudal Japan.

Character Info
The main character is one heavily inspired by Akashiya Moka from Rosario + Vampire, at least in looks anyway.  She’s a busty, flashy, and stubborn vampire with a vengeance complex.  She’s from England, visiting vampires in other countries to work out peace arrangements between clans.

The secondary character is more of a cute mascot that accompanies the main character from the start.  The character is even involved in two of the main character’s skills: the first skill she learns and the last skill she acquires.

System
The scripts involved are more of an experiment.  The idea was to make a pseudo-sidescroller with RPG elements, similar to Castlevannia.  To do this, I was going to use the XAS system in conjunction with a jumping script.  Obviously, I would also need a script to disable up and down movement via the up/down keys unless on special tiles (like doors).

The menu is a very nice menu system by Samo the Thief, with some edits by Arby.

The Story
Simple story: the main character is staying with a clan of Japanese vampires, when the house they’re based in is attacked, and all of the vampires except the main character are killed by demon hunting humans.  Pissed off at coming so close to death, the main character sets out to get revenge, accompanied by a little sidekick that just doesn’t go away no matter how hard she tries.

Project Atmosfear
Full Name: Atmosfear: The Gatekeeper
Important Features: XAS Hero System, time based play, 1-person menu system, choose what character to play
Reference Site: Wiki article (and the links therein)

Game Play Flow

• Game Starts with player selecting what character they want to be: Mummy, Witch, Werewolf, Poltergeist, Zombie, or Vampire.
• The player is asked to input their greatest fear.  Said fear is stored into a variable to be used later.
• Player starts in their character’s province, and are given an introduction by the Keeper as well as their character’s key.
• Timer starts.  The player has an hour to go through all five other provinces and battle the other characters for their keys.  All through out, the Gatekeeper will interrupt play to fuck with the player’s progress, or help them accordingly
• At 0:50 on the timer, the Gatekeeper starts to play Havoc, intent on making you mess up.
• When you collect all keys, you can break into the Gatekeeper’s grounds, where a fear will be selected at random.  If it’s your fear that you inputed earlier, the player is put into a fight they cannot win, and it’s Game Over.  If it’s not the player’s fear, then you face the final boss, the Gatekeeper himself.

Provinces and Characters

• Hollywood on the Nile (Khufu the Mummy)
• Punkin (Anne de Chantraine the Witch)
• The Forest le Gevauden (Gevauden the Werewolf)
• The Fairgrounds (Hellin the Poltergeist)
• The Cathedral of Jive (Baron Samedi the Zombie)
• Castle Cathice (Elizabeth Bathory the Vampire)
• The Graveyard Gate (The Gatekeeper)

Things that will Hinder Character Progress

• Banishment - One of the Gatekeeper’s favorite pranks is to banish someone to the Black Hole.  This hinders character movement down to a snail’s crawl for a full minute.
• Monsters - Various monsters inhabit the provinces that will try to make you get a Game Over.
• Other Characters - The other characters aren’t going to give up their keys so easily.  You’ll have to fight them to get them to drop their key.  Time stops for these fights.
• Havoc - The Gatekeeper’s favorite game plays in the last ten minutes of the game.  He’ll do anything from Banishment to making you roll a certain number before you can move again (dice event would be called every 20 seconds or so).
• Your Fear - If your fear is chosen at the end of the game, then you will have to fight a formless and dangerous enemy.  Time stops for this fight, but it doesn’t matter; it’s a fight you cannot win.
• The Gatekeeper - If your fear is not chosen, you will have to fight the final boss, the Gatekeeper himself.  Time stops for this fight; give him everything you’ve got!

Things that will Help Character Progress

• Chance Cards - Chance cards are dropped by enemies, and give you a chance to upgrade your states.  There are no weapons or armor in the game, so how powerful your character is depends on how many upgrades you get, and how many enemies you fight to level.
• Fate Cards - Fate cards are dropped by enemies and determine what kind of Skills you get, or if a skill you currently have gets an upgrade.
• Time Cards - Time cards are also dropped by enemies, and can grant you a variety of things, like freeing you from Banishment or even granting you the key of the province you’re in, allowing you to skip the boss of the province.  They are automatically activated when the timer reaches the time marked on the card.
• Black Rose Cards - A special gift from Elizabeth Bathory, these are the only cards that can restore lost health.  These are also dropped by enemies, but can also be found on the ground.
• Keys - Keys are vital to collect from the various provinces, and can grant you special powers.  Unlike cards, however, these powers are permanent.  For example, if you get a key that saves you from Banishment, you will never have to worry about the slow down effects of the Black Hole.

Total Possible Game Time: Roughly an hour and twenty minutes, depending on how many characters you have to fight.

HM farm game
Sic, you realize this game is going to drive me balls ass insane and the only reason I’d put myself through this much torture is because you liked it?

Anyway, spouting some random crap.  Tell me if you can think of any ways to have it so this can be less painful.  Or whatever.

• I tried putting together the farming and crops events tonight, but that was a fairly dramatic fail.  The way I was going about it would involve millions of switches and variables and shit, and RMXP doesn’t have that many to spare.
  • This is probably going to need to one massive master event on every page with a farming space.  This would need to figure out where the character is, what direction they’re facing, what they’re equipped with, and what tiles will be affected when the character uses the equipped item… somehow.  I have no fucking clue how, but that’s probably what’s going to happen.
  • Lag is going to be a fucking nightmare no matter what because of this.  I wish there was an easy way to like… modify an ABS script or some shit.  I dunno.  Fuck Ruby.
• The calendar system is going to be scripted; there should be a couple for XP.  Like fucking hell I’m going to try to event that.
• Since you suggested borrowing some things from Rune Factory, maybe borrow the fact that some areas are a certain climate all year round?  This way I can set up the shops like they are in RF and not have to tie that in with the calendar system.
• The menu is going to be disabled, and I’m just going to have everything controlled via a HUD.  You’ll be able to scroll through your tools and seed backs with one set of keys (like page up/down), and other holdable items with the other set of keys (…whatever other ones aren’t used).  Of course, you can put things your holding in your bag with the cancel key and pick them up with the confirm key. Using equipped tools will be with whatever key is left over.  Making the HUD itself will be easy (I actually CAN script that!  Hurf durf), it’s just getting the cycling through equipment and items and making the other buttons do what they’re supposed to that’s going to be a major bitch, mostly because I wouldn’t even know where to begin. Sigh.

All this just for the farming; haven’t even touched livestock yet.  I’m going to lose my mind at this rate.

TEXT:
ND2000

In Kimlasca shall be born one who inherits the power of Lorelei.

He will be a boy of royal blood with hair of red.

He shall be called the Light of the Sacred Flame, and he will lead Kimlasca-Lanvaldear to new prosperity.

ND2018

The young scion of Lorelei’s power shall bring his people to the miner’s city.

There, the youth will turn power to calamity and be as a weapon of Kimlasca, destroying himself and the city.

Thereafter, the land of Rugnica will be enveloped in war, and Malkuth shall lose territory.

Kimlasca-Lanvaldear shall thrive, and this shall lead to unprecedented prosperity.

…which will ultimately lead to the downfall of Auldrant.

ND2019

The forces of Kimlasca-Lanvaldear shall march northward, through the Rugnica Plains.

After inflicting atrocities upon the villages in their wake, the army shall surround the fortress capital.

Within a fortnight, the city shall fall. The Kimlascan army will stain the Malkuth throne with the blood of its last emperor. Their howls of victory shall resound throughout the land.

ND2020

A mountain of corpses shall bury the fortress capital. Death and disease shall envelope the city.

The plague born thence shall become a new poison unto humanity, killing all within its reach. Its spread shall mark the true end of Malkuth.

Kimlasca shall enjoy decades of prosperity as the plague of Malkuth grows.

Ultimately, the plague shall be brought into the Kimlascan kingdom by a single man.

…Thus shall Auldrant be destroyed and turned to dust.

This is the end of Auldrant.

The scene fades out, followed by the sound of a loud explosion just as the music ends.

2.) Forest Clearing 2
Music: None yet; birds can be heard chirping.
Scene opens with LUKE FON FABRE laying on the ground.  He stirs, before standing up, looking around.

LUKE: Where…?

He looks around again, before looking up, a [!] appearing, before he dashes up to reveal ASCH laying in a pool
of his own blood nearby.  Luke slows down as he approaches.

LUKE: Asch… you’re really…

Luke faces the screen.

LUKE: No…

[Luke crying character set] as Asch twitches…

LUKE: No… it’s not fair…

Asch… please… do something. Call me an idiot again.  Anything!

Asch’s eyes open…

ASCH: …what are you blubbering about, idiot?

[Luke normal character set] jumps with a [!], before Luke turns around.

LUKE: Asch…?

Asch gets up, looking relatively unharmed despite the blood on the ground.

LUKE: Asch!

ASCH: Wh–

Luke pounces on Asch, spinning him around happily.

LUKE: Asch! You’re alive!  You’re really alive!

ASCH: Wh- ge- GAH!

The screen flashes as Asch punches Luke, knocking him to the ground.  Asch starts pounding on Luke with his
foot.

ASCH: Never. Ever. Do that again you STUPID replica!

Asch ends his abuse with a sharp kick, sending Luke into a tree with a painful sounding thud.

LUKE: S…sorry…

Asch starts to walk off, when Luke jumps up, starting after him.

LUKE: A-Asch, where are you going?

ASCH: Away from you.

LUKE: Asch!

He darts infront of him, stopping Asch.

LUKE: Why?  Don’t you even realize what the heck happened?!

ASCH: Hn?

The screen scrolls up to the bloodstain left on the ground.

LUKE: You… you died.

ASCH: I know that!

Screen scrolls back.

LUKE: W-well… you can’t just run off!  You don’t even know where we are!

ASCH: And you do?

LUKE: Well, no… but, can’t we just be lost together?

ASCH: [grumble emote]

LUKE: Besides, you’re unarmed!

ASCH: Unlike you, I actually bothered to study Fonic Artes.

LUKE: Urk…!

Asch brushes past him, pausing after a few steps, with a [grumble emote].

ASCH: I can’t stop you from following me, dreck.

LUKE: [!] Thank you, Asch!

ASCH: Just don’t get in my way!

Store Name: Each store has a different name. Nice effect, ‘ya know?
Buy/Sell/Exit: What you need to choose from before the item list shows up. Buy leads to the store’s item list, while sell leads to your own. Note that key items DO NOT appear on the sell list as they would in the default system.
Item Name: Name of the item. It’s icon will appear to the left of it’s name.
Price: Item price.
Numbers: These are how much of the item you want to buy/sell. You can increase and decrease the amount by pressing the left and right arrow keys. You can hold up to 16 of the same item at once.
Gald: How much currency you have.
Total: The total amount of your purchase. Pressing the confirm key brings up an “are you sure you want to buy” window box with a yes/no option.
Character face: Each character has their portrait here. If they’re not part of the party, their portrait isn’t there (duh). For anything equipable, icons appear letting you know if they’re better or worse than your current equipment. ^ for better, v for worse, x for unequipable by that character, and = for it being the same or similar to what they’re currently equipped with. For items, no icons appear.

(the following is on the item tag at the bottom of the picture)
Item Icon: a large graphic showing the current icon highlighted.
Item name: the Item name
Item Type/Sub Type: Like it says. In the above example, the Item Type would be “Weapon” while the sub type would be “Staff”.
Item description: The item’s description.

Main Menu

Arte: Skills menu.
Equip: Equip menu.
Items: Item menu.
C.Core: Capacity Core menu (see below for more info)
FSC: Fon Slot Chamber menu (see below for more info)
Cooking: Cooking menu.
Status: Status screen.
Journal: Journal screen.
Quit: Quit screen (default quit screen, nothing special)

Character name: Obvious (Asch is shown here).
LV: current level
HP: Current/max HP with gauge beneath
TP: Current/max TP (magic power) with gauge beneath
OL: Current status of the Overlimit gauge.
Next: EXP needed for next level.
C.Core Gauge: (next to character portrait) Visual of how the C.Cores have affected the character.
Character Portrait: Obvious.

Place: Where you’re at at the moment.
Gald: How much $$$$ you have.
Time: How long you’ve been playing.
Encounters: How many monsters you’ve encountered.

Arte Menu

Character Name: Obvious
HP/TP bars: shows the character’s CURRENT HP and TP in both numbers and bars.
Character Portrait: Obvious
Character “Stamps”: This shows the people in the party, and the currently selected character (who’s page you’re viewing). The character that’s currently selected has their stamp raised up, with a red background, while the other characters are down further, with green backgrounds.

Arte list: A list of all currently learned skills.

Arte name: Name of the currently selected skill.
TP: How much TP it costs to use
Usage: How many times it’s been used.
Description: A description of the skill.

Equip Menu

Character Name: Obvious
HP/TP bars: shows the character’s CURRENT HP and TP in both numbers and bars.
Character Portrait: Obvious
Value Indicator (the arrow): Only appears when choosing new equipment. ^ for better, v for worse, and = for the same.
Character “Stamps”: This shows the people in the party, and the currently selected character (who’s page you’re viewing). The character that’s currently selected has their stamp raised up, with a red background, while the other characters are down further, with green backgrounds.

Weapon: Currently equipped weapon.
Body: Currently equipped armor.
Head: Currently equipped head gear.
Other: Currently equipped accessory
NOTE: If nothing is equipped, then a straight line is drawn in the middle of the box. Also note that for
all items on this menu, the icon associated with them appears to the left of the item name.

Equipment List: List of equipment currently available. Behaves like the default where if the cursor is over a certain slot (weapon, body, head, other) all equipment that can be equipped by the current character for that particular slot.

Item Icon: a large graphic showing the current icon highlighted.
Item name: the Item name
Attribute: What attribute is raised (str, def, ect.)
Value: How strong said attribute is.
Item description: The item’s description.

Item Menu

Section “Stamps”: This organizes the items into subsections, switchable by using the Page Up and Page Down keys. The section that’s currently selected has their stamp raised up, with a red background, while the other sections are down further, with green backgrounds. The sections are Consumable Items, Weapons, Armor (body armor and helmets go here), Accessories, Food, and Key Items. The default section when you first enter the item menu is Consumable Items.

Item List: Lists all the items in the current category.

Item Icon: a large graphic showing the current icon highlighted.
Item name: the Item name
Item Type/Sub Type: Like it says. In the above example, the Item Type would be “Weapon” while the sub type would be “Staff”.
Item description: The item’s description.

Using Items

When you select a consumable item, this screen appears. This is self explanatory.

Capacity Core Menu

C.Cores are equipped here, and they add bonus points to your stats every time you level up.

C.Core Name: Name of the currently equipped C.Core.
Stat list: The list of the characters current stats. The numbers on the left are the characters base stats, +, and the numbers on the right are the amount of bonus points earned so far.
C.Core Visual: A visual representation of how C.Cores have affected the character’s stats. The small stat names and numbers around it show the bonus value the currently equipped C.Core gives.

C.Core List: List of the currently acquired C.Cores.

C.Core Description: Just like any other item description. No I didn’t fill it in; you get the idea by now. @_@

Luke Battle Quotes

Attack1, 2, 3: various attack noises, no dialog.
Battle end 1: Just… stay dead.
Battle end 2: Ha! Get out of my face.
Battle end 3: We’re done here.
Battle end 4: Guess that does it.
Battle end 5: That’s your best?
Battle end 6: Too easy.
Battle end costume: Agent of Justice, Abyss Red!
Battle end low HP 1: That took too long.
Battle end low HP 2: Guess we won.
Battle end no damage 1: I win. You loose. We’re done.
Battle end no damage 2: You should pick your fights better.
Battle end special 1: If you get in my way, then I have no choice.
Battle end special 2: N-no more…
Battle end special 3: I’ll do whatever it takes.
Battle start 1: Leave it to me!
Battle start easy 1: There’s no way we’re loosing!
Battle start easy 2: Ha, these guys are wimps.
Battle start hard 1: Damn these things are annoying!
Death 1: death cry
Death 2: So uncool…!
Death 3: Lame…!
Effective: Found your weakness!
Enemy defeat 1: See ‘ya!
Enemy defeat 2: Who’s next?
Guarding: No way!
Hard hit 1: Dammit!
Hard hit 2: Oooowww…!
Hit1, 2: various hit noises, no dialog.
Ineffective: Didn’t work!
Item: Using this.
Item party 1: Here!
Item party 2: Watch yourself!
Level up: I just keep getting better.
Low HP: I’m so dead…!
Overlimit: Bring it on!
Party death 1: You’re gonna pay!
Party death 2: No…!
Party death 3: Didn’t make it!
Arte Overkill: Aren’t you going overboard with your artes?
Party low HP 1: We’re not doing too well.
Party low HP 2: I’ll pass on dying here, thanks!
Party low HP 3: We all right here?
Receiving item 1: Thanks!
Receiving item 2: Thanks for the help.
Skill start 1: How’d'ya like this?
Skill start 2: This is it!
Skill start 3: Take this!
Too many items: Don’t use so many items!

Luke Skill Quotes

• “Demon Fist!”
• “Devil’s Inferno!”
• “Fang Blade!”
• “Guardian!”
• “Guardian Field!”
• “Havoc Strike!”
• “Lightening Blade!”
• “Light Spear Cannon!”
• “Raging Blast!”
• “Rending Thrust!”
• “Slag Assault!”
• “Sonic Blast!”
• “Sonic Thrust!”
• “Steel!”
• “Swallow Fury!”
• “You’re finished!”*
• “Arise, resound, and become the blade of destruction!”*
• “Lost Fon Drive!”*
• “You’re mine!”
• “*SSJ power-up noise*” *
• “Now… DIE!”*
• “*SSJ power-up noise*” *
• “Now… you…!”*
• “DIE!!!”*

Asch Battle Quotes

Attack1, 2, 3: various attack noises, no dialog.
Battle end 1: Let’s keep going.
Battle end 2: ‘Course we won!
Battle end 3: You’re being a pain!
Battle end costume: Enter the evil noble, Abyss Silver!
Battle end low HP 1: You made me slip up.
Battle end low HP 2: I’ve grown weak…
Battle end no damage 1: Don’t get cocky, this was nothing!
Battle end no damage 2: You’re weak! Nothing!
Battle end special 1: Hn, that’s done.
Battle start 1: I don’t have time for this.
Battle start 2: C’mon, let’s go!
Battle start easy 1: A pitiful excuse for a fight!
Battle start easy 2: Guess you wanna die!
Battle start easy 3: You weaklings just keep coming. Idiots.
Battle start hard 1: Brace yourself!
Death 1: death cry
Death 2: How could I…?!
Effective: Ah, you didn’t like that.
Enemy defeat 1: How pathetic.
Enemy defeat 2: Die!
Enemy defeat 3: Anybody else wanna die?
Guarding: Please!
Hard hit 1: Idiot!
Hit1, 2: various hit noises, no dialog.
Ineffective: That didn’t work!
Item: This is mine.
Item party 1: This’ll help.
Item party 2: You’re being a bother.
Level up: What a nuisance.
Low HP: How could I get like this…!
Overlimit: That’s enough!
Party death 1: I’ll kill you!
Party death 2: How could I do that?
Party death Luke: He’s gone…
Party low HP 1: Regroup if you don’t wanna die!
Party low HP 2: You idiot!
Receiving item 1: Don’t expect any thanks.
Receiving item 2: Fine.
Skill start 1: Can you take this?!
Skill start 2: You’re gone!
Skill start 3: I’m done playing!

Asch’s Skill Quotes

Something of note: Asch’s official character class is “magic swordsman”, so even his arcane artes have special “casting” phrases.

• “Begone!”
• “Burning Havoc!”
• “Rise, jaws of the earth!”
• “Devil’s Maw!”
• “Bring all to ash and ruin.”
• “Explosion!”
• “Fang Blade!”
• “A cold death awaits!”
• “Frigid Blast!”
• “Guardian!”
• “Freeze!”
• “Guardian Frost!”
• “Havoc Strike!”
• “Oh frigid blades pour forth.”
• “Icicle Rain!”
• “A blinding edge!”
• “Light Blast!”
• “Feel the roar of lightening!”
• “Lightening Tiger Blade!”
• “Raging Blast!”
• “I’ll destroy you!”
• “Rending Quake!”
• “Rending Thrust!”
• “Begone!”
• “Shadow Fury!”
• “Sonic Thrust!”
• “Oh maddening gala of the spirits of the earth!”
• “Stalagmite!”
• “Oh darkened storm cloud, loose thy blade and run mine enemies through!”
• “Thunder Blade!”
• “I’m done playing.”
• “Now DIE!”*
• “Binding Doom!”*
• “The weak should stay back!”
• “Annihilation!”*
• “Rending Saber!”*

Mary’s Battle Quotes

Attack1, 2, 3: various attack noises, no dialog.
Battle end 1: We won’t die so easily.
Battle end 2: Phew, thank goodness.
Battle end 3: You won’t get any mercy from me.
Battle end costume: The elegant maiden, Abyss Gold!
Battle end low HP 1: Ugh… seems we made it.
Battle end low HP 2: That was a poor performance…
Battle end no damage 1: How utterly pitiful!
Battle end no damage 2: We didn’t have a choice.
Battle end special 1: Brother… wait for me…
Battle start 1: Let’s go!
Battle start 2: More enemies…
Battle start easy 1: This should be quick.
Battle start hard 1: Be careful, they look strong!
Death 1: death cry
Death 2: N-no…!
Effective: So THAT’S your weakness.
Enemy defeat 1: Next!
Enemy defeat 2: Die!
Guarding: No!
Hard hit 1: Ahh!
Hit1, 2: various hit noises, no dialog.
Ineffective: Hm, not that…
Item: I’ll use this!
Item party 1: Here!
Item party 2: Be careful.
Level up: Nothing can stop me!
Low HP 1: Ah… I’m hurting here!
Low HP 2: Th-this isn’t good…
Overlimit: Don’t mess with me!
Party death 1: D-dammit!
Party death 2: I wasn’t strong enough…!
Party low HP 1: We’re falling behind here!
Party low HP 2: Step up, you guys!
Receiving item 1: Thank you.
Receiving item 2: Ah, that helped.
Item Abuse: Easy with the items!

Since Mary doesn’t have any physical skills, she doesn’t have any random skill starter quotes.

Mary’s Skill Quotes (Not a final list)

• “Oh mighty explosion.”
• “Energy Blast!”
• “Oh brilliance, show your wrath.”
• “Photon!”
• “Oh maddening gala of the spirits of the earth.”
• “Stalagmite!”
• “Crimson fury burn.”
• “Eruption!”
• “Oh roar of the earth, bring forth the fangs of the mighty dragon.”
• “Ground Dasher!”
• “Slumber in this horrid prison of merciful ice.”
• “Frigid Coffin!”
• “Oh violent torrent.”
• “Splash!”
• “Oh frigid blades pour forth.”
• “Icicle Rain!”
• “Arise, oh violent waters, to route mine enemies.”
• “Blessed Drops!”
• “Oh sacred will, strike down those who would be mine enemy.”
• “Divine Saber!”
• “Grant mine enemies a final rest.”
• “Flame Burst!”
• “Bring all to ash and ruin.”
• “Explosion!”
• “Oh flames of hell, cremate mine enemies in a cage of fire.”
• “Infernal Prison!”
• “Partake of boiling water.”
• “Raging Mist!”
• “Howl, oh raging wind, and cleave mine enemies with your blade.”
• “Turbulance!”
• “Oh flames of hell, bring unto them the wrath of fire.”
• “Flare Tornado!”
• “Oh darkened storm cloud, let loose they furious blade!”
• “Thunder Saber!”
• “Suffer within this oppressive force.”
• “Gravity Well!”
• “Oh sword of conviction, loose the might of your brilliant colors.”
• “Prism Sword!”
• “Rest in a merciless silver embrace.”
• “Absolute!”
• “Oh countless falling stars come forth.”
• “Meteor Storm!”
• “Oh twisted door of distortion, open wide!”
• “Negative Gate!”
• “Oh hellion whose roar consumes the very soul resound.”
• “Bloody Howling!”
• “Oh sacred beast of House Gardios, fly high!”*
• “Phoenix Blessing!”*
• “Don’t think you’re getting away!”
• “Gather, oh mighty storm clouds!”*
• “Saber Rain!”*
• “Not finished yet!”*
• “BLAST!”*

Ion’s Battle Quotes

Attack1, 2, 3: various attack noises, no dialog.
Battle end 1: Please, forgive us.
Battle end 2: We’re all right.
Battle end 3: We can’t slow down here!
Battle end costume: The young guardian, Abyss Pu…Purple?
Battle end low HP 1: Ow… you were a worthy opponent.
Battle end low HP 2: I’m sorry, I couldn’t cast fast enough…
Battle end no damage 1: I’m sorry, but we can’t stop.
Battle end no damage 2: We can’t loose if we’re all together!
Battle end special 1: Arietta… I’m sorry…
Battle end special 2: I… I WON’T be afraid anymore.
Battle start 1: Prepare!
Battle start 2: Looks like another fight…
Battle start easy 1: Must we do this?
Battle start easy 2: Please… just run…
Battle start hard 1: Ah, they’re strong!
Battle start hard 2: W-we should run…!
Death 1: death cry
Death 2: Not…not like this…
Effective: Ah, so that’s it!
Enemy defeat 1: I’m sorry…
Enemy defeat 2: N-next…
Guarding: Ah!
Hard hit 1: A-ahhh…!
Hit1, 2: various hit noises, no dialog.
Ineffective: That’s not it…
Item: I need this!
Item party 1: Here you go!
Item party 2: Watch out.
Arte Abuse: Don’t go overboard, please.
Level up: I can’t be afraid.
Low HP 1: I… I’m still alive…
Low HP 2: This isn’t good…!
Overlimit: It’s my turn!
Party death 1: I wasn’t fast enough!
Party death 2: Forgive me…
Party low HP 1: I’m casting as fast as I can!
Party low HP 2: Please, hold on a little longer!
Receiving item 1: Oh, thank you.
Receiving item 2: Thanks!
Item Abuse: We can’t afford to use that many items!

Since Ion doesn’t have any physical skills, he doesn’t have any random skill starter quotes. This may change.

Ion’s Skill Quotes (not a final list)

• “Watch yourself.”
• “First Aid!”
• “Oh healing power…”
• “Healing Circle!”
• “Hang on, everyone!”
• “Cure!”
• “Please return this kind soul to us…”
• “Revive!”
• “Oh guardian spirit, send us your mighty blade!”
• “Holy Lance!”
• “Protect us!”
• “Barrier!”
• “Give us power!”
• “Sharpness!”
• “Aid us!”
• “Resist!”
• “I won’t back down!”
• “Feel the power of the Fon Master!”*
• “Daathic Circle!”*
• “This horrible curse…”
• “It will destroy you!”*
• “Akashic Torment!”*

I’ll be using Asch’s voice set as an example, ’cause he’s right at the top of the play list.  ^^;

Basic Setup
I’m thinking the file name set up would be [character]_[action]_[subinfo if needed][number].wav.  Character is the character name, action is when it plays (attacking, end of battle, ect.), subinfo is something that would override the action if it applies (for example, if the battle ends and most of the characters have low HP, a file with asch_battleend_lowHP1.wav would play instead asch_battleend3.wav).  “Number” is if there’s more than one voice file to choose from; files are chosen from at random within a group, so if there’s more than one, it needs numbers to differentiate between them.

Basic Physical Attack (Attack Option)
When a character attacks, a sound file will always play.  Which one plays is totally random; one file can play twice in a row, while file one can play for one attack, and file three can play for the next.

File Name: asch_attack1.wav

Battle Ending
When the battle ends, a voice file from the character that dealt the final blow will play (in the majority of cases; there are special cases where no voices play or a specific voice plays, despite who dishes out the final blow).  For example, if Asch dealt the killing blow, one of his voice files is chosen to play.

File Name: asch_battleend1.wav

Battle Ending: Costumes
If a character is wearing a special outfit (like the Abyss Ranger clothes), they may randomly say their special battle end quote.  These would need to be set depending on the costume equipped.

File Name: asch_battleend_costume1.wav

Battle Ending: Low HP
If one or more characters have low HP, especially the one that deals the final blow, a different file would play instead of the normal battle end.  These are random as well.

File Name: asch_battleend_lowHP1.wav

Battle Ending: No Damage
If the characters didn’t suffer any damage, the winning character will say something different.  Again, random.

File Name: asch_battleend_noDMG1.wav

Battle Ending: Special
In some cases (ie, boss fights), a specific voice file will play, despite whomever wins the battle.  There are also some that will not have a voice play.  These are set in script.

File Name: asch_battleend_special1.wav

Battle Start
When a battle starts, a random voice file from a random character will play.  This is utterly random.

File Name: asch_battlestart1.wav

Battle Start: Easy
When a battle starts and the enemies are exceptionally weaker than the party, then a different voice file set will randomly play from a random character.

File Name: asch_battlestart_easy1.wav

Battle Start: Hard
Like above, only the enemy is decidedly stronger than the rest of the party.

File Name: asch_battlestart_hard1.wav

Battle Start: Special
Some boss fights will have special starts.  This would need to be set in the script.

File Name: asch_battlestart_special1.wav

Battle Skill: Mystic Artes
Mystic Artes are specific to each character, so this would not apply to the voice system.  IE, the voices can be set in the animation tab in the database.

Character Death
When a character dies, a voice file will play.  Which one plays is totally random.

File Name: asch_death1.wav

Battle Skill
A voice file will always play when a character performs a skill.  What file plays is dependent on the character and the skill that’s being used.

File Name: asch_fangblade.wav

Battle Skill: Casting
When a character casts a spell, a file with the incantation always plays before the actual skill name.

File Name: asch_stalagmite_casting.wav

Effective Element
When a character uses a skill that has an element that an enemy is weak against, a file plays.

File Name: asch_effective.wav

Enemy Defeat
When a character defeats an enemy, but the battle is not over, they will always have a voice file play for them.

File Name: asch_enemydefeat1.wav

Guarding
When a character is hit while guarding, they may say something.

File Name: asch_guard.wav

Attacked: Hit
If a character suffers a hit, a voice file will aways play.  Which one plays is random.

File Name: asch_hit1.wav

Attacked: Hard Hit
If a character suffers a hard hit, like loosing 25% of their HP or more, they may randomly say a different hit file instead of the normal character hit sound.

File Name: asch_hardhit1.wav

Ineffective Element
If a character uses a skill that ISN’T effective against an enemy, a file will play saying so.

File Name: asch_ineffective.wav

Using an Item
When a character uses an item on themself, a sound file will always play.

File Name: asch_item.wav

Using an Item: Party
When a character uses an item on someone else, a random sound file will always play.

File Name: asch_itemparty1.wav

Battle End: Level Up
When the battle ends, and the character that deals the final blow levels up at a result, a sound file will always play (except in special situations, like boss fights).

File Name: asch_levelup.wav

Low HP
When a character hits the red on their life, they may randomly say something.

File Name: asch_lowHP1.wav

Overlimit
When entering overlimit, a sound file for the character will always play.

File Name: asch_overlimit.wav

Character Death: Party Member
When a party member dies, one of the surviving characters may say something in regret for their death.
Asch: 15% chance of saying something if Mary or Ion die.
Luke: 15% chance of saying something if Mary dies, 35% chance of saying something if Ion dies, 50% chance of saying something if Asch dies.
Mary: 15% chance of saying something if Luke or Asch dies, 30% chance of saying something if Ion dies.
Ion: 30% chance of saying something if Luke or Asch die, 20% chance of saying something if Mary dies.

File Name: asch_partydeath1.wav

Character Death: Special
This only applies to Asch.  If Luke dies, he has a 50% chance of saying something if Mary or Ion don’t.

File Name: asch_partydeath_luke1.wav

Low HP: Party
If more than one member of the party is in the red during battle, there’s a random chance that a random file will play.

File Name: asch_party_lowHP1.wav

Item: Receiving Item
If a character receives an item from someone else, there’s a random chance they’ll say a random file.

File Name: asch_receive_item1.wav

Attacking: Skill Start
With some physical skills, a file may randomly play before the actual skill name.

File Name: asch_skill_start1.wav

Item Abuse
If you use items often, one of the characters may randomly say something.  The chance of someone saying something goes up the more items you use.  Note, not everyone will have a file for this (Asch being one of them. Argh).

File Name: luke_toomany_items.wav

Arte Abuse
If you overkill an enemy with an arte attack, one of the characters may randomly chastise you.  The chance of someone saying something goes up with how much over the enemy’s remaining HP you go.  Not everyone has a file for this (Asch… *shake fist*).

File Name: luke_party_arteoverkill.wav

That’s about it for now.  There may be more (character win conversations, battle start character conversations, ect).  I’ll get that together when I figure it out.